Author Topic: SATAN WANTS YOUR CHILDREN  (Read 29703 times)

Someone needs to get /b/ to raid this site or something.
HAHA YEAH BECAUSE A JOKE SITE SURE IS SOMETHING TO GET RAIDED

Someone needs to get /b/ to raid this site or something.

4chan is not your personal army.

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Dr. Richard Paley comes to our movement through his involvement in fighting other forms of anti-Christian hatecrimes. He has lead successful boycotts against Sears and Piggly-Wiggly and has spearheaded the movement to stop Evolutionism from being forced on the children of Marian County. His experience in dealing with secularism's desperate grasp on power has proved invaluable as we move into the next phase of our campaign. Dr. Paley teaches Divinity and Theobiology at Fellowship University.
What a hypocrite. He's forcing kids to change their religions too. And that animals have no emotions thing. Is that why my dog sat with me through a thunderstorm while I was locked out? (long story)

4chan is not your personal army.
Well if they eventually do, Badspot now knows who to permaban.

This post needs to die... first we were making fun of a website, then there was like 10 pages about a debate on god, and now its just stupid..

This post needs to die... first we were making fun of a website, then there was like 10 pages about a debate on god, and now its just stupid..
Oh no, guys!  Because one individual is bored with the topic we must all stop posting and leave!

This is what I call Radical Christians.

They are too deep in their religion that they believe the bullstuff spewed by some nutjob and go ahead to make Christianity the ONLY religion.

That's why I'm part of the Armenian Church :D
I agree. Our church believes that the only way to "convert" someone is to really just explain it, and then they just decide for themselves. Unlike these people here who use threats as a way of converting.

Peggy Miller is very clueless, not only because of the site, but because of the art section. Clearly he/she can't tell that the majority of the pictures there are ment to troll the site.

This one is obvious:



This one is obvious as well. But the best part is that the artist called Zoidberg "Lobster buddy" So Peggy Miller did not get the joke and merely said "Yay! Now my Lobster Buddy knows all about Jesus, hooray for Lobster Buddy!"



This one requires a bit more looking around, but you can see some material. A rapper is going "Skeet skeet skeet" Jesus is being held by his feet and chugging holy water through a tube going to a barrel, and yeah.



Wow. (There is also a puncture wound in his wrist)


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Don't forget the one where the T. Rex eats the cast of Veggy Tales.
I snapped at that point.

No duh about the pictures.
And @ puncture wound: Learn your Christian history.

I agree. Our church believes that the only way to "convert" someone is to really just explain it, and then they just decide for themselves. Unlike these people here who use threats as a way of converting.
Same with my religion. Just convince people.

No duh about the pictures.
And @ puncture wound: Learn your Christian history.
Well excuse you. I know why he has the puncture wound you twat, I was just leaving it to the viewer to figure it out on their own. Theres no need to randomly attack me.

Well excuse you. I know why he has the puncture wound you twat, I was just leaving it to the viewer to figure it out on their own. Theres no need to randomly attack me.
We could clearly see the puncture wound in his wrist.  There is no other reason to point it out unless you thought it had another meaning.

And I didn't randomly attack you, the way you worded your post made you sound like some ignoramus attacking Christianity with no valid basis, which I found worthy to defend.

We could clearly see the puncture wound in his wrist.  There is no other reason to point it out unless you thought it had another meaning.

And I didn't randomly attack you, the way you worded your post made you sound like some ignoramus attacking Christianity with no valid basis, which I found worthy to defend.
I didn't attack Christianity. I didn't even use the word "Christian" in that post. I was just pointing out some of the pictures in the Art section. You don't have to pop a vein over it. Calm down, will you?

I didn't attack Christianity. I didn't even use the word "Christian" in that post. I was just pointing out some of the pictures in the Art section. You don't have to pop a vein over it. Calm down, will you?
I didn't say you were, I said it seemed like you were.  Read my post better.  Also, I was referring to one picture when I said it seemed like you didn't know what you were talking about.  When I said "duh" it was at you pointing out how they're making fun of the site.

And attack wasn't the word I was looking for; generally regarding something without an educated opinion doesn't have a word.