I don't have a weapon :C
marble
:UI rather like that name
don't get a book though... is there anything sharp/jagged/blunt?
Unplug your keyboard (unless it's wireless) and beat the stuff out of him.
sharp/jagged/blunt
I have a laptop, keyboard is built in. :<My PlayStation?
FFFF-No, forget the PS, use your laptop.
Call 9-1-1, durr?
use your laptop.
if he beats the laptop, he can't communicate... anything else in there?