Schools Overreacting

[oromis]

California: Your knives are so small >:D

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[IceBlue]

THIS JUST IN!

SCHOOLS BAN TONGUES!

THEY ARE HOME TO PLENTY OF GERMS AND MUST BE CUT OFF!

[Dr.Block]

Reminds me of something that happened back in middle school once:

Kids are loving around with straw wrappers too much at lunch. The next day, potato chips and temporarily banned. Straws are still available, however.

[Private McDoggy]

It's funny how schools don't allow weapons, when I could easily kill someone with my bookbag, pencil, fist, shirt, pants, etc.

[ChexGuy331]

On October 30th, they confiscated my scissors.

[Zenthos]

I got in huge trouble for writing the lyrics to a papa roach song down for a friend in second grade, they thought I was going to be suicidal or something. (They thought I had written it)

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And yet my teacher can pull a knife on us when we don't shut up...

[JJA0]

It's funny how schools don't allow weapons, when I could easily kill someone with my bookbag, pencil, fist, shirt, pants, etc.

My backpack could crush a young person. Schools freak out over EVERYTHING especially the taser thing.

On October 30th, they confiscated my scissors.

They took mine too because it looked like i was trying to cut myself while i was cutting something.

Edit:

And yet my teacher can pull a knife on us when we don't shut up...

Wat

[Dr.Block]

Some of them try to stab with scissors, and eat paste.

Others try to eat scissors, and stab with paste!

[Private McDoggy]

My backpack could crush a young person.

How much does it weigh?

[IceBlue]

especially the taser thing.

My friend was stupid enough to make a taser out of an old Camera and bring it to school. He ended up getting a 10 day suspension.

[Chrono]

A small knife is no more dangerous than the pencils that teachers lend to students. Let's fire the teachers.

[JJA0]

A small knife is no more dangerous than the pencils that teachers lend to students. Let's fire the teachers.

Yes but people are stupid like that. I could easily send a pencil through someones eye just like a knife.

[Mateo]

A small knife is no more dangerous than the pencils that teachers lend to students. Let's fire the teachers.

Yes but you forget, children are delicate little flowers who absorb knowledge like sponges absorb water, and even seeing a plastic knife could send them on a murderous rampage killing millions.

[ultimamax]

I have a shocking pen that is a little prank. Doesn't hurt, though. It is still in my backpack. :3