Author Topic: Xbox live hilarity  (Read 2157 times)

Alright, so today I'm playing modern warfare 2, I join a game on favela and my team is losing by about 10 kills. I join and for some reason I just start kicking butt. I got 3 airstrikes (one stolen from an enemy care package, 2 from my kill streak layout) and on my third we were losing by about 3 kills with about 2 minutes to go. I notice that the entire enemy team is in the open park and I lay my airstrike there. Then all of a sudden my entire team runs into the same area. My airstrike kills everyone in the match except me (I of course died for team killing) My team all of a sudden starts spazzing out yelling at me and 8 year olds are cussing at me. But of course they did not notice that we were now winning. I rack up a few more kills and we win by 5 kills My score is 23-11 and the next best score on my team is 9-14 (on kid even had 1-12) My team continues to scream at me saying I dropped an airstrike on them. I simply explain that they ran into it, and because of that strike we won the game. The 8 year old here proceeds to scream "who cares if you were number 1 and we won? you loving killed us all!" I retort with "would you rather me drop the strike where no one is so there is no risk of team killing? or would you rather me just die a lot so we don't win? that seems to be your strategy" Then I get a slur of cuss words at me and I just say "ok guys, see you later." I could not stop laughing at how seriously people take the game, especially since they even won.

Anyway, post your hilarious Xbox live stories (or PSN and PC stories for that matter).

Welcome to Call of Duty.

Basically these are the kinds of kids that would cry if you type killed them on blockland. The game that doesn't loving matter if you die.

I had several encounters with these type of people. When I played L4D some kid called us handicapped losers because he thought we lost because we kept on dying. Even though he died first.

Basically these are the kinds of kids that would cry if you type killed them on blockland. The game that doesn't loving matter if you die.

personally I think it's hilarious

personally I think it's hilarious
Yeah, funny but not worth the headache.

on halo 3 i was in some 3 point ctf match and one of the people on my team was shouting at me because somone double killed us even though i capped twice

on halo 3 i was in some 3 point ctf match and one of the people on my team was shouting at me because somone double killed us even though i capped twice
halo 3 makes me lol

This one time in I think... 6 on 6? I forget, snowbound, ROCKETS... I had way more betrayals (against local players, we were going 3 person splitscreen, so no booting each other), and Self Deletes than I did kills, and we still won by a long shot.

I would just mock them in the chat. The only thing that pisses me off is when you kill someone 15 times in a row and then they kill you once and say something like "PWNED NUB." Or earlier I killed a guy 3 times and he said "I am not trying," then I killed him 2 more times, he killed me once and said "see that is what happens when I try!" and then I killed him 2 more times and he said "I am not trying again" and left.

Halo Demo on PC a few years ago: Got run over by banshee-cigarette, he said in chat something along the lines of "1337 POWAR!!!!!!!". I managed to get a rocket launcher and disguised it by holding a pistol out. Right as he got close, whipped out the rocket launcher, shot him, he died and started crying "OMFG IM GONA KILL YOU!" Then I melee'd him in the back. Ragequitted. Everyone lol'd.

Hey kids, its Xbox, Its Guaranteed handicaps and friends.

Hey kids, its Xbox, Its Guaranteed handicaps and friends.
In the words of my possibly handicapped sister, "Trillz"

I was in a CoD Modern Warfare 2 match and when the match started, I micspammed Rick Roll and everyone had a mic and were shouting "forget YOU MAN!" and so, I said "You just lost... the game..."
Reactions r funneh lool

I was in a CoD Modern Warfare 2 match and when the match started, I micspammed Rick Roll and everyone had a mic and were shouting "forget YOU MAN!" and so, I said "You just lost... the game..."
Reactions r funneh lool
isnt that called trolling?

isnt that called trolling?
Yus. But you cant get banned for trolling on XBL