SECRET SANTA OFFICIAL RULES
Rools:
* If you spend money, we need a price limit (20 backrub coupons/USD)
* Don't underachieve on this, but don't outdo everybody else
* That doesn't mean you have to spend any money at all, service is worth currency. (even backrub coupons)
* No abstract art.
* If you can't get the gift to them on time for some reason, you can give them a cleverly disguised coupon or something. You can also do this if you'd like to give the person some choice. The ABSOLUTE LATEST DATE you can give a gift is DECEMBER 31st and I am going to be loving PISSED if you delay and don't give anything.
* If you don't provide a gift, the gift given to you will be given to the person you were supposed to gift. (please dont make us do this, it's no fun) and you receive a lump of stuff instead
* DON'T GIVE A loving GIFT THAT THERE'S NO WAY THE PERSON WILL WANT, this is CONSIDERED loving NOT GIVING ONE.
* If you want to buy them something, get somebody else to ask the person if they have it already or something like that. (HINT: BE SUBTLE STUPID, yeah no "HEY DO YOU HAVE HALF LIFE 2 ALREADY?")
* If you send a present you have to pay shipping and you are going to be in big loving trouble if you send them anything illegal or that would clearly get them screwed over. <yeah that's not cool at all (HEY HOW WOULD YOU LIKE SOME CHILD researchOS)