don't use that cute talk stuff; hai, whai, hao, lawl, pwease, etc.
I have written many award winning books on urology and currently have the Pulitzer Price for most revealing anatomical expose, follow this advice and I guarantee you will fit right in.
H41 L0L0L MRC00K13 WH41 15 UR N4M3 C00K13 L0L0L0L0L0L0L0L0L0L0L0L0L0L
That's not cute that's just stupid.