Author Topic: Gotta love the british  (Read 4713 times)

Cool story asspie.

Asperger's syndrome, also known as Asperger's, Ass Burgers, Assburpers, BAWWWWWWtism, loltism, Stuttering ADD, NOTism, cerebral lawlzy, whiny bitch syndrome, Emo Syndrome or simply "that loving dumbass" is a condition on the higher functioning end of the Autism spectrum. It was not an official diagnosis until 1994, when the DSM-IV was published. First mentioned in 1981 by a Dr. Hans Asberger, growth in diagnosis of this disease in the past decade has been only outstripped by self-diagnoses.

Losers believe that having Asperger's Syndrome excuses all forms of social handicapation, attention whoring and stuffty self-absorbed bullstuff, while also allowing them to lay claim to its supposed symptom of "higher than average levels of intelligence".

For these reasons, Aspers has greatly outstripped ADHD as the chic diagnosis of choice for pretty much every group of forgettards on the internet. It is no wonder then that all people with Assburgers are fugly.


herp derp lol ED

You think I'm fugly? =(

oh so that's why my "friend" says he's smarter than me.

Cool story asspie.

Asperger's syndrome, also known as Asperger's, Ass Burgers, Assburpers, BAWWWWWWtism, loltism, Stuttering ADD, NOTism, cerebral lawlzy, whiny bitch syndrome, Emo Syndrome or simply "that loving dumbass"

Yeah'K.

a condition on the higher functioning end of the Autism spectrum.

I know what Aspergers Syndrome is.

self-diagnoses.

I got diagnosed officially by the NHS.

Losers believe that having Asperger's Syndrome excuses all forms of social handicapation, attention whoring and stuffty self-absorbed bullstuff, while also allowing them to lay claim to its supposed symptom of "higher than average levels of intelligence".

I don't blame anything on Aspergers syndrome, I just live with it.

Tldr; Yeah'K

oh so that's why my "friend" says he's smarter than me.
Smarter than you? Impossible.

Don't mind me, just posting random quotes and skimming the article every once in a while.


Asperger's has become a fad for those seeking to garner attention unto themselves. In the fine, hallowed tradition of disease whores everywhere, many of today's youth expertly design a disease which kills two birds with one stone by:

   1. . assuming others are born normal rather than work at it, giving the self-proclaimed Aspie an excuse not to make an effort to develop social skills, and
   2. . assuming they were born smart, rather than merely having had more exposure to books and computers because no one wanted to be around them.

And I've got nothing against you tok, just against idiots like GreenBH who seems to be a self declared asspie.


oh so that's why my "friend" says he's smarter than me.

No you're just stupid. lol


Don't mind me, just posting random quotes and skimming the article every once in a while.

And I've got nothing against you tok, just against idiots like GreenBH who seems to be a self declared asspie.

Oh, 'K then, just a generic retalliation from me :3

Hi

Hey, how's it going?

Oh, 'K then, just a generic retalliation from me :3

To me, having assburgers just means you're loving stupid in social interaction.

Hey, how's it going?
Hey, you think I'm fugly, remember?

Hey, you think I'm fugly, remember?

Well, your forehead is a bit big to me. But your rack is nice.
Then again, the latter of what I've posted was from an article on encyclopedia dramatica, which shouldn't be taken srsly.
But I digress.

Wut? If it isn't real then how was I diagnosed with it by the NHS

Don't lie to me
Some doctors say I might have it, but they still haven't figured out what it is yet. Apparently I have some thing wrong with meh though D':

Some doctors say I might have it, but they still haven't figured out what it is yet. Apparently I'm alittle more special than most people :D
Fixed =P

Fixed =P

Mmm, yes, being born genetically insufficient makes you special.

No you're just stupid. lol
he says the best way to use a gun is to throw it, even if it's loaded.