Cool story asspie.
Asperger's syndrome, also known as Asperger's, Ass Burgers, Assburpers, BAWWWWWWtism, loltism, Stuttering ADD, NOTism, cerebral lawlzy, whiny bitch syndrome, Emo Syndrome or simply "that loving dumbass" is a condition on the higher functioning end of the Autism spectrum. It was not an official diagnosis until 1994, when the DSM-IV was published. First mentioned in 1981 by a Dr. Hans Asberger, growth in diagnosis of this disease in the past decade has been only outstripped by self-diagnoses.
Losers believe that having Asperger's Syndrome excuses all forms of social handicapation, attention whoring and stuffty self-absorbed bullstuff, while also allowing them to lay claim to its supposed symptom of "higher than average levels of intelligence".
For these reasons, Aspers has greatly outstripped ADHD as the chic diagnosis of choice for pretty much every group of forgettards on the internet. It is no wonder then that all people with Assburgers are fugly.
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