Author Topic: Parkour  (Read 3054 times)


Why do I get the feeling you guys look like this when doing Parkour?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUlyqnmU0N0
I've always pictured that in my imagination.

I was gonna try and learn but you just feel like such a douche doing it. I've always been able to jump 8 ft tall walls and fences by pushing up with 1 arm and going sideways over them, but that is as far as I will ever get.

I want to but I'm too fat and stuff. And my dad doesn't let me climb the house, hes always like "USE A LADTER BRO"

I want to but I'm too fat and stuff. And my dad doesn't let me climb the house, hes always like "USE A LADTER BRO"
Go run some miles dude.




You know what? I don't feel like breaking my legs today. Or ever.

I'm in miserable shape, otherwise I think it would be fun to do this. They say a good baseline in terms of strength for doing parkour is the ability to easily pull yourself over a ledge taller than you, which I cannot do. I need to get in shape, buy good shoes, and then I could try it.

Go physics and inertia!