In America.
What is with you and your "American" stereotypes? You're so goddamn stupid. This applies all over the world. You look like gigantic douchebag and a massive tool, but above all, you don't look at all respectable. I sure as forget wouldn't hire you. Any reasonably sane and educated person wouldn't think that those are a logical decision.
However, it does make me want to buy a neodymium magnet.