No guys, I'm serious.
This isn't a joke. I'm actually converting.
Yeah loving right.
I'm going to knock that sense back into you, joking or not.
Also, you may want to really think about what you said.
When you were athiest, you were a bad athiest, giving us a bad name by pissing on other religions.
Since none of you guys believe me, here's the story.
I was walking over to my friend's house today when I saw a homeless man crossing the street. A car came speeding down the street and hit him.
Honestly, that made me realize that people dying is something that science cannot explain. Why did that man have to die? Science can't explain that. I made the decision to convert in hopes that perhaps I can be saved from that terrible, undeserving death. At the very least, I want to repent for my sins. I know there may not be much hope for me, but I don't want to die remembered as a horrible human being.
Well genius, heres how science half explains it!
I can't explain it that well because I'm an idiot and probably lack the ability to tell you how it works.
The man got hit.
Maybe some of his vital organs get destroyed.
He cannot survive without his organs.
He dies.
If you want to hear a few of my theories (just one here), this is how it might happen.
When you die, it's said that your brain stops functioning properly and causes what not to happen.
Say now, that the last moment of your life is the longest moment of your life.
And longest means forever.
So you die, and your brain tricks you into thinking that you are still alive; and you get on with it.
You don't die to yourself, but you do die to the rest of the world.
And if you really, really convert; don't be a christian. Be an older religion. Like hinduism.
