I had the H1N1 virus

[Menen]

The above is a quarantine zone.
Burn the infected.

[Ad Bot]

[A.R.C.]

I'm not getting it because the government is out to get me.

[Unwritten Calender]

I know the cure to cancer, but I can't tell.
Oh wait, this is H1N1 topic :x

[Thalberg]

having a 102 fever is not always = swine flu

Funnily enough, they stopped checking for swine flu around where I am (Too many cases, they couldn't test everyone). They simply told us that if we felt sick, we probably had H1N1.

[Harm94]

I'm not getting it because the government is out to get me.

Could you be the real Dale Gribble?

[A.R.C.]

I know the cure to cancer

Towels.

[JJA0]

Lol fail

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loving HELL

[Unwritten Calender]

Towels.

Shutup, that's not it.
It's towals!

[The Question]

I'm not getting it because the government is out to get me.

I believe that. The government part. Oh yeah, one of my friends got it but it only lasted a few days.

I don't think it's a big deal. I'm a conspiracy theorist.

[A.R.C.]

THE VACCINE CONTAINS MINDCONTROL NANO MACHEENS!
JOIN ME TO STOP THEM!

[Sirrus]

Dammit, shut the forget up about the damn H1N1. It's got almost virtually the same presentation as the regular flu; the only reason that we've heard so damn much about is the media needed something to latch onto.

[A.R.C.]

Sirrus, you mad -- about something?

[Sirrus]

Sirrus, you mad -- about something?

Yes, I'm a little pissed right now.

[A.R.C.]

So he mad.

[Fizzles]

The shot didn't hurt.

We need a religion based on how big your snake must be.