forget I broke my toe D:

[Molasses]

Hugums is church-goer?

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[WRB852]

:( I'm only 30 pounds overweight.

:( My BMI is only 7 over acceptable.

[Leftus]

:( My BMI is only 7 over acceptable.

My BMI is 6 unedr acceptable.
Hugums, can I have some of your spare fat?

[WRB852]

I was mocking him. :P

[Visage]

Guys I cut my head off with a chainsaw, do you have any suggestions on what to do?

[Deep2]

Glue it back on.

[DracoSoul]

Guys I cut my head off with a chainsaw, do you have any suggestions on what to do?

Is the chainsaw okay?

[pocketrocket300]

Guys I cut my head off with a chainsaw, do you have any suggestions on what to do?

Ice.  Then several doses of HEAD-ON.
Reattach head and hope it sticks.  
Oh wait, that only works if your Deadpool.
Have a nice day.

[qevil]

head-on, apply directly to the severed area.

head-on, apply directly to the severed area.

[Inspiration]

sadly it was my first year using these new baseplates.

Noobs have a good reason not to use baseplates.
Attention new builders: DONT USE BASEPLATES IN THE MINIGAME. THEY BREAK YOUR TOES AND SET YOUR MOVEMENT SPEED TO ZERO.

[ieatbabies1997]

@InsPiration
ROCK MAN is amused.

[Radial543]

Tourniquet time bitch!

[Kyzor]

I remember breaking my toe when I was 11, I was playing street basketball with some friends, one of 'em decided to be a prick and climb onto the pole that supports the basketball hoop and knock it down, right onto my toe. I then decked him with my good foot. starfish had it comin'.