Author Topic: The English language is one huge conspiracy  (Read 4471 times)

I'll be there in one hour!!

I'm going to save this as a word document because it is so bad-ass.


I see why you disincluded the British now. Because England were the first to witness this language. They were the ones who found the clues to this new way of speaking and stuff, and so you are either:

1. Jealous that they found it out before you did
2. Knowing that they now have the clues of this to find out how to make a map of the gates of Hell, and pinpoint where all the tunnel type thing are, and where the main room type thing is, and crush it forever, but you don't want that happening because it would 'cramp your style'

I'll add stuff later.

I'm not jealous at all. Infact; perhaps England and the Queen are all apart of this!

Joe... hush! The british are secretly working a way to...

Joe... hush! The british are secretly working a way to...

A way to what!? WHAT!? TELL ME CHRONO!! DEAR GOD, TELL ME OR I'LL BURN YOUR FAMILY AND EAT YOUR BABIES!!!

I'm not jealous at all. Infact; perhaps England and the Queen are all apart of this!
I think there is one of those dodgy hideouts somewhere underground or in an abandoned apartment flat where they are discussing and trying to work out whats going on by looking at the clues they have. They are not a part of it, they just know about it.

And I have cracked the code! I know where the gates of hell lie.
* Que Doom theme song *
* IceBlue pumps his shotgun *


A way to what!? WHAT!? TELL ME CHRONO!! DEAR GOD, TELL ME OR I'LL BURN YOUR FAMILY AND EAT YOUR BABIES!!!
I have returned... and they have beaten the secrets out of me.

And I shall beat the secrets back into you!

Impossible, they have taken half of my brain for testing.

And I have cracked the code! I know where the gates of hell lie.
* Que Doom theme song *
* IceBlue pumps his shotgun *

I would join you with my shotgun pistol that shoots balls made of bicarbonate soda and large amounts of citric acids BUT NEVER MIND I'LL JUST STAY HOME AND WATCH STUPID VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE. I SUPPOSE YOU DON'T WANT THE MAP EITHER.

Map!? YOU HAVE A MAP OF HELL!!?!?!?!??!!?exclamationmarkandquestionmar kspam?!?!?!?!?!?!???!?

Map!? YOU HAVE A MAP OF HELL!!?!?!?!??!!?exclamationmarkandquestionmar kspam?!?!?!?!?!?!???!?
Yes, but you don't want it. I'll just throw it into this conveniently placed fireplace over here. Or I'll make my own journey with it, I might be a tad more successful than you.