Author Topic: The Worst Day Ever. (Forum Game)  (Read 10871 times)

Get out and stop being an idiot.

Bob looses his home and is forced to live on the streets, with smelly old people
You know you love me lovey

bob is scared because that river is infested with rare box eating pirrahnas and man eating sharks

Wich bite off his toes and eat his box

since bob has no toes he picks up some pirrahnas and cut up their tails and the has fish tails as toes.

He manages to get some money and fin an old scientist who gives him new robot legs, but there atached to hs bone, muscel and striped flesh with rusty wire so they hurt like forget when walking and can fall/rip off if he tries to run

when he leaves a bear chases him

Bob runs and falls of clif in to dinosaur's mouth



Bob loving hates how his name is bob because nobody likes the name bob except little 3rd graders coming up with stories and can't think of a name. so

Bob changes his name to something unique like Oromis

Everybody makes fun of him, because his name is Oromis.

then he goes home and gets run over by a car in which the driver gets out and stuffs on his head

then someone comes and rape him with horse stuff!

then an attractive young lady comes along and asks if he wants a good time. he says yes then she holds up some cow stuff.

"lube :D" she says!

then it turns out that lady is a transmission
then she rape him