Author Topic: God damn my dads selfish  (Read 3507 times)

Your typing reminds me when I cleaned my keyboard, didn't give it time to completely dry, and it would combine two letters with each other, making it almost impossible to type.
I spilled cereal on my keyboard and turned it upside down immediately after.
works perfectly.
except the Rctrl key was stuck for a day or 2
my brother spilled juice on his and the C, F, P, Z, J, T, and 5 is stuck.

I spilled sprite on mine while I was playing on my server, and stuff started to lag because off all the vehicles and I couldn't /clearvehicles because the c key didn't work lol.

Punch him in the face groin for me.
And do it so hard that he never can get an erection again. Should solve a lot of problems.

And do it so hard that he never can get an erection again. Should solve a lot of problems.

Moms fault for hooking up with a deadbeat.

And do it so hard that he never can get an erection again. Should solve a lot of problems.
use these


He's; obviously; lying; about; the; semicolons;. On-screen; keyboard; takes; too; long; and; no; spill; would; do; this;.



He's; obviously; lying; about; the; semicolons;. On-screen; keyboard; takes; too; long; and; no; spill; would; do; this;.
your ;doing ;it ;wrong


He doesn't need to give you stuff. If you two were a good son and wife at all I'm sure he'd be glad to support both of you. It says a lot about you and your mother's character that he won't support you.

Stop projecting your own shortcomings onto other people, jackass.


My dad was terrible
Sold all my brothers belongings to "Make room for me" when I was born
Nearly sold our house, so we had to live on the street
And other stuff Im too sick to list

I don't think spilling beer on a keyboard adds semicolons before every word.  I don't see any way it could add one every space, the two keys are 1.5 inches away from each other.