Weirdest moment of your life

[A.R.C.]

Shouldn't you be cleaning your face or something?

He must wash it with bacon grease lol.

Hot!

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[Ethan]

He must wash it with bacon grease lol.

When he plays sports, you can hear this frying sound coming from him.

[A.R.C.]

Ha ha ha.

If it's really hot outside could you cook an egg on his face?

[Cody574]

vv45689 is an obvious troll/pervert.

As for weirdest moments, I think it was maybe when I had a dream that I fell off of a mountain or a large flight of stairs or something and I woke up halfway down the hallway with a bunch of pillows everywhere.

[A.R.C.]

Either A: Someons has a mind control machine

Or a lot of people sleep walk

[Fizzles]

WHAT'S B D:

[Riot]

 Oh God, what if someone sleepjerked before D:
I mean when you walk around the house naked jerking your wang...

[A.R.C.]

THERE IS NO B

ONLY C

Oh God, what if someone sleepjerked before D:
I mean when you walk around the house naked jerking your wang...

Oh I do that.
In your house.
Awake.
When I watch you sleep.

[Riot]

Oh I do that.
In your house.
Awake.
When I watch you sleep.

 When I started to read this I was laughing my ass off, then I got to the end crying. :c

[A.R.C.]

^{_{While you sleeeeeeeeeeep.}}

[Qwepir]

I was playing blockland

Then I looked down

I saw a snake

It was not mine.

[A.R.C.]

Sorry, that was me.

[Riot]

 Reminds me of the seven foot tall gnome that lives in your hollow walls scratching on the water pipes. Then when you sleep he comes out through the closet cellar opening. When he gets to you he starts to touch him self with his little gray snake, and tiny little bead like eyes.

[Fizzles]

Oh God, what if someone sleepjerked before D:
I mean when you walk around the house naked jerking your wang...

Oh I'v-

I thought you meant jack off in your sleep

[Riot]

 In your sleep.