Do you believe there is a Santa?

[Fizzles]

The person saint Nicholas existed, but the flying child enthusiast that climbs down you chimney and eats all your food.

With ARC being directly above you, I thought you said "Saint Nichelson"

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[LaCuckooRacha]

The person saint Nicholas existed, but the flying child enthusiast that climbs down you chimney and eats all your food.

What about him?

[Jumpingjackflash]

He is real, But that is MY OPINION

[thomas64]

I got a message from him yesterday!
=3

[Fizzles]

He is real, But that is MY OPINION

in my opinion you're not real

[The Russian]

If santa doesn't get me a playboy he's a dead man.

[Tyler66]

I thought santa was me. :/

[Saxophone]

He knows when you are sleeping.
Watching you. Fap. All. Night. Long.

[heedicalking]

He knows when you are sleeping.
Watching you. Fap. All. Night. Long.

So you fap while asleep? What?

[Riot]

He knows when you are sleeping.
Watching you. Fap. All. Night. Long.

 Thats A.R.C, he told me he watches everyone sleep.

[qevil]

yes, "santa claus" does exist. like all those guys dressed up as him in malls and such.

but the fat guy who goes around the world the night before christmas delivering presents, sees you sleeping, "makes a list of whos naughty or nice", lives in the north pole with a bunch of elves, flies in a sleigh pulled by flying reindeer, etc, etc. No, that guy doesn't exist.

[e-maxx]

santa isn't real but reindeer are 

[thomas64]

santa is real and reindeer are too!

[Oasis]

It makes Christmas more exciting and enjoyable for kids. You're going to be one awful parent if you tell your kids "blah blah Santa's a lie, Christmas isn't magical and interesting - it just sucks, Life is a terrible and awful thing, kids."

I think someone's just butthurt that it was actually their parents eating the cookies they'd left by the fireplace.

GOD DAMN I THOUGHT MY DOG ATE THOSE COOKIES!

[Inv3rted]

You can explain to children that Christmas is about the spirit of generosity. There is no need to bring up Santa only to have their hopes crushed. Saying that raising a child without Santa Claus is bad makes you look like a tool.