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I can't believe its not butter!Its obviously butter, because if it wasn't butter well.. why is it yellow? It could be cheese, but butter and cheese are basically the same thing. It could be piss, but its sticky piss. Maybe honey? Not really that tasty. So its not butter, but its dinosaur stuff.
What the hell is a noob?Level 5 Newcigarette
What the hell is a newb?Someone you should hate because they are newcigarettes.
How to become friends with somebody.Email them a picture of your rooster then you're ready to go.
What to ask and what not to ask.Do not ask: "Hey, wanna be friends!!!!!1

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Correct response to this question: "Gtfo, starfish."
Ask this: "I am gay, are you gay? Because I am!"
Correct response to this question: "Send me a picture of you naked, gaybob@crossdressers.com"
DANGERS/FIGHTS/NONGAY-ACTS!If you do these, you will receive a letter tommorow confirming that
You are a dead man!. Don't say things like "I am straight" or "You gay cigarette" because that just proves that you need to get out of this homoloveual world. Good responses to these are: "Wait, lets have our last love!" or "RAPE!!"
Repeat of what I said a while ago.Noob = Stupid cigarette
MYTH loving POOPOO!!!!!Noob = A newcigarette.
loving YES, now go make me a sandwich.
Print this page then slap it at your gay friend then you have just proven to be a new gay couple, enjoy your marriage.
-Merry loving christmas, starfish.
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