How to make good blockland buddies.

[MrCookie]

I think it's better to make friends by random. Meeting them along one day while building and become friends, instead of trying to make friends. It seems quite weird when people are desperate to try to make friends.

[Ad Bot]

[Efmu]

Its funny yet odd how you people work on the internet?
I think your all just a couple pulleys inside.

You are wrong.

Newb = New person to game
Noob = An annoying/ stupid starfish.

Mhm, so you can't spell?

You're a stupid piece of stuff and you need to be killed, just like every other goddamned little kid who thinks he's actually important.

No actually I think I make no matter if I die or I don't.
Are you important?
No
Am I?
No
Is anyone else who posted here?
No, i made this out of board-um and your just making your self look stupid.

[Regulith]

Noob: Idiot
Newb: New person

[PeejsterM]

i made this out of board-um and your just making your self look stupid.

Hypocrisy at its best.

[Tyler66]

Noob: Idiot
Newbie: New person

Fixed.

[Block Builder]

Do NOT ask:Are you gay? Are you a boy or girl? Wtf are you doing here? Like research? Whats your address? Are you a noob?

These are the exact questions I asked ARC before we became friends. D:

[Conan]

These are the exact questions I asked ARC before we became friends. D:

Loloollololol

Looks like this topic is pointless!

[chaseyqurt]

I think it's better to make friends by random. Meeting them along one day while building and become friends, instead of trying to make friends. It seems quite weird when people are desperate to try to make friends.

hey want to be friends?

you gay? want to go fight zombies in your favorite server?

[Klayboxx]

FALSE MYTH POO ASDSFSAFDSASDF

I love that 

[Regulith]

Fixed.

It's either or

[Niblic]

-deletedsnip-

New version:

I can't believe its not butter!
Its obviously butter, because if it wasn't butter well.. why is it yellow? It could be cheese, but butter and cheese are basically the same thing. It could be piss, but its sticky piss. Maybe honey? Not really that tasty. So its not butter, but its dinosaur stuff.

What the hell is a noob?
Level 5 Newcigarette
What the hell is a newb?
Someone you should hate because they are newcigarettes.

How to become friends with somebody.
Email them a picture of your rooster then you're ready to go.

What to ask and what not to ask.
Do not ask: "Hey, wanna be friends!!!!!1   "
Correct response to this question: "Gtfo, starfish."

Ask this: "I am gay, are you gay? Because I am!"
Correct response to this question: "Send me a picture of you naked, gaybob@crossdressers.com"

DANGERS/FIGHTS/NONGAY-ACTS!
If you do these, you will receive a letter tommorow confirming that You are a dead man!. Don't say things like "I am straight" or "You gay cigarette" because that just proves that you need to get out of this homoloveual world. Good responses to these are: "Wait, lets have our last love!" or "RAPE!!"

Repeat of what I said a while ago.
Noob = Stupid cigarette MYTH loving POOPOO!!!!!
Noob = A newcigarette. loving YES, now go make me a sandwich.

Print this page then slap it at your gay friend then you have just proven to be a new gay couple, enjoy your marriage.

-Merry loving christmas, starfish.

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[chaseyqurt]

Newcigarette
newcigarettes.

[A.R.C.]

I approach people here the same way as when I try to buy crack.

You're not a Mexican are you?

[FireFish]

Like research?

Yus.

[Zephyrs]

Mhm, so you can't spell?

board-um and your just making your self look stupid.

And who is the one who can't spell?