Help Me Find Some Free Zombies!

[Klayboxx]

Your pay is a drawing of kittens being eaten by a cow god.

[Ad Bot]

[NickTheSushi]

Your pay is a drawing of kittens being eaten by a cow god.

This isn't good enough, but it will do for the time being.

I want it in my Inbox by 6:45PM EST, or we'll have some problems.

[e-maxx]

This isn't good enough, but it will do for the time being.

I want it in my Inbox by 6:45PM EST, or we'll have some problems.

nick don't do it, don't do it, FOR THE LOVE OF CHEESE DON"T DO IT

[Klayboxx]

It has been sent.

[NickTheSushi]

nick don't do it, don't do it, FOR THE LOVE OF CHEESE DON"T DO IT

Shut up and get back to work :3

It has been sent.

Hmm. It'll keep me for awhile. Actual cash would be nice c:

[Klayboxx]

Actual cash you say?

[The Russian]

I'm signing up for zombie trainer.

[NickTheSushi]

Actual cash you say?

$20 a day.

Kthxbai.

[WhatevaGuy]

ARE YOU A ZOMBIE?  Only when I'm tired.

DO YOU OWN PROTECTIVE GEAR?  Yes.

CAN YOU LIVE THROUGH DISENBODYMENT?  Possibly.

CAN YOU DEAL WITH DEATH, HORRIBLE ODOR, ROTTING FLESH, ECT.? Of course!

DO YOU KNOW ANY ZOMBIES? Nope.

WHATS UP? My B.A.C.

HOW EXPERIANCED ARE YOU WITH HANDLING ZOMBIES OUT OF 1-10 ONE BEING WHAT IS A ZOMBIE AND 10 BEING I CAN HANDLE A ZOMBIE VEEERRRRYYYYY GOOOD? 8

WRITE DOWN A NUMBER 100
I'd like to be a security guard.

[zookuw]

Can i join? :D

edit:
ARE YOU A ZOMBIE?
no

DO YOU OWN PROTECTIVE GEAR?
yes

CAN YOU LIVE THROUGH DISENBODYMENT?
sometimes :D
CAN YOU DEAL WITH DEATH, HORRIBLE ODOR, ROTTING FLESH, ECT.?
someone punched me in the nose D: aka yes

DO YOU KNOW ANY ZOMBIES?
yes my parents :D

WHATS UP?
^

HOW EXPERIANCED ARE YOU WITH HANDLING ZOMBIES OUT OF 1-10 ONE BEING WHAT IS A ZOMBIE AND 10 BEING I CAN HANDLE A ZOMBIE VEEERRRRYYYYY GOOOD?
9!

WRITE DOWN A NUMBER
9001

NRAHHHHHGGGGGGGG UNNGNGNHHHHH HUUUGGGNNGNG?
rawrrawr NAHH

[Korabar]

Can i join? :D

edit:
ARE YOU A ZOMBIE?
no

DO YOU OWN PROTECTIVE GEAR?
yes

CAN YOU LIVE THROUGH DISENBODYMENT?
sometimes :D
CAN YOU DEAL WITH DEATH, HORRIBLE ODOR, ROTTING FLESH, ECT.?
someone punched me in the nose D: aka yes

DO YOU KNOW ANY ZOMBIES?
yes my parents :D

WHATS UP?
^

HOW EXPERIANCED ARE YOU WITH HANDLING ZOMBIES OUT OF 1-10 ONE BEING WHAT IS A ZOMBIE AND 10 BEING I CAN HANDLE A ZOMBIE VEEERRRRYYYYY GOOOD?
9!

WRITE DOWN A NUMBER
9001

NRAHHHHHGGGGGGGG UNNGNGNHHHHH HUUUGGGNNGNG?
rawrrawr NAHH

Off topic:  It's over NINE THOUSAND!

Application:
ARE YOU A ZOMBIE?
Nope

DO YOU OWN PROTECTIVE GEAR?
yes sir.

CAN YOU LIVE THROUGH DISENBODYMENT?
I lived through having my legs, arms taken off, and part of my neck chipped off.

CAN YOU DEAL WITH DEATH, HORRIBLE ODOR, ROTTING FLESH, ECT.?
I love rotting flesh.

I dated a zombie once

DO YOU KNOW ANY ZOMBIES?
I dated a zombie.

WHATS UP?
The Roof above my head

HOW EXPERIANCED ARE YOU WITH HANDLING ZOMBIES OUT OF 1-10 ONE BEING WHAT IS A ZOMBIE AND 10 BEING I CAN HANDLE A ZOMBIE VEEERRRRYYYYY GOOOD?
7

WRITE DOWN A NUMBER
DOWN A NUMBER

NRAHHHHHGGGGGGGG UNNGNGNHHHHH HUUUGGGNNGNG?
GNGNNGGGUUUH HHHHHNGNGNNU GGGGGGGGHHHHHARN!

[Klayboxx]

Everyone who has applicated are ticket sellers other then Whateva and he can be the special apperence zombie.

[Tremrist]

ARE YOU A ZOMBIE?- DON'T KNOW, PROBABLY NOT.

DO YOU OWN PROTECTIVE GEAR?- YES

CAN YOU LIVE THROUGH DISENBODYMENT?- SOMETIMES

CAN YOU DEAL WITH DEATH, HORRIBLE ODOR, ROTTING FLESH, ECT.?- YESS

DO YOU KNOW ANY ZOMBIES?- ONLY ONE

WHATS UP?- JACKETS

HOW EXPERIANCED ARE YOU WITH HANDLING ZOMBIES OUT OF 1-10 ONE BEING WHAT IS A ZOMBIE AND 10 BEING I CAN HANDLE A ZOMBIE VEEERRRRYYYYY GOOOD?- 8

WRITE DOWN A NUMBER- 1

NRAHHHHHGGGGGGGG UNNGNGNHHHHH HUUUGGGNNGNG?
GRAGHHNAAAHHHH


 

[Muzzles56]

Why do I smell like rotting flesh?
I want my pay :C

[e-maxx]

Why do I smell like rotting flesh?
I want my pay :C

:C me to