Wish Granted, but...

[stevey1000]

Granted, But the person who decides if they're hot or not is half-blind, And he tells all the fat chicks to go naked and the hot ones fully dressed.

I wish for Portal :(

[Ad Bot]

[-=>RR<=-MasterCE]

Granted, but then the remote controled nukes get a glitch and all go off blowing up half the solar system.

I wish that horny meant to have a horn.

[stevey1000]

Granted, But no-one ever wants to get horny anymore so no-one has love and everyone dies.

I wish for yet another pie.

[-=>RR<=-MasterCE]

Granted, but a clown grabs it and throws it in your face and then some kids come and laugh at you.

I wish for noobs to be sent to the moon.

[Game master pro]

Granted, but then you go to the moon 

I wish i had lots of money.

[-=>RR<=-MasterCE]

Granted, but then you find out it's stone money.

I wish I was mold.

[stevey1000]

granted, But you get scraped off a window and dia.

I wish for a pielike.

[Woohoo]

Granted, but i didnt understand what you said :S

I wish that I had 1 milion dollars and that the won get stealed and all that stuff they cant disappear they cant do anything wrong!

[tails]

Granted, but they are fake

I WANT LADDORZ

[stevey1000]

GNARTDE, BERT STOEL THEM THUOGH.

I WANT Pi.

[tails]

GRANTAD, IT DIA

I WANT BILL NYE DVD

[dUMBELLS]

Granted but you are caught fapping to bill nye!

I wish I had a wish that I would wish for.

[VerticalHorizon]

Granted, but you splode.

I want to get a free plane ticket to anywhere that lasts forever and can be used by anyone.

[tails]

Granted, but you loose it and then the fairys fill your my music folder with this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bebSxF0rr5I

I WANT U

[(MoA) Shaun]

Granted, but they dont want you!

i wish i knew how to start the tablet pc program in visual studio.