Author Topic: Wish Granted, but...  (Read 625049 times)

Granted, but its slow as Hellen Keller learning quantum physics.

I wish for nothing again.

granted, But you get something.

I wish for the best computer in the world, And that nothing bad can happen to me, my computer or my family + friends or the world.

granted but poeple does not give a damn and kills them anyway

I wish for...who the forget is Kelly Heller!?

Granted, but the computer is haunted by the annoying spirits of anorexic 17 year old girls who will yap on forever and the only websites that the computer can go to are myspace and yahoo.

I wish for the death of _______

Granted, She comes to your house, And you feel the uncontrollable urge to rape her. You do. You are arrested for rape.

I wish for a band called the pie-likes.

granted but they go nuts and starts fighting the audiance while trying to rape the camra man (wtf Maralin Manson!?)

I wish for the knowlage of who Keller Heller is..

Granted, but then you forget everything else you've learned through your life.

I wish that the day was longer.

The day never stops, eternal sunlight throws all of nature into chaos. Animals become vicious killing all they see and the crime rate goes up too high to count. The eternal light has made everyone crazy, reverting them to the state of the animals. All of civilization is destroyed as we know it.


I wish I had an Oreo.

Granted, but theres no filling

I wish fileplanet had no wait time for FlyFF to download.

There is no wait time and the Fileplanet servers crash permanantly.

I wish I had a sandwich ( I'm hungry D: )

Granted, but....


I wish Hollywood would stop making videogame based movies.

granted but then the movie based videogames become worse

i wish i wasnt bored

Granted but then i show you this


and you get bored again

I WANT PIE

Wish granted, but the pie is poisened ,and you die

I wish i was better at soccer

granted but you piss zidane off and _____________________________ _

i wish i had a camera and after effects