Wish Granted, but...

[Doorman]

Granted, but I forget to do it.

I wish people would stop trying to do that.

[Ad Bot]

[Tri]

Granted, but the natural blockland forum cycle will provoke it anyway.

I wish I had a convenient bedroom fridge so I can drink sodas without going to my kitchen.

[Rellow]

Granted, but it gets so cold that it freezes you when you try to open it.

I wish the next person wished this wish.

[fireball]

wtf hi fireball. :o

hai

[Ring Wraith]

Granted, but you get shot with the offtopic poster panda rifle.

I wish people would stay on topic.

[CapTMeaT]

Granted but something terribly goes wrong

I wish I knew what I wanted to wish for.

[Ring Wraith]

Granted, but then you forget again.

I wish the next person would not have the word "granted" in their post.

[Tri]

Granted,  but the person also has the words "not granted."

I wish I had a 

[Ring Wraith]

Granted, but it is poison and you don't know it until it is too late.

I wish to have a green EnV cell phone.

[Tri]

Granted, but the cell phone is a super smart phone and turns into Skynet and seeks to destroy mankind.

I wish I had an extremely powerful air pellet gun.

[Ring Wraith]

Granted, but some guy takes it, rigs it to be an M16, and kills you.

I wish to get a bomb that kills the next person and prevents them from coming back to life at all.

[Bri2.0]

wish granted but the bomb kills you too

i wish V9 would come out already...

[MegaScience]

Granted, but you are one of the people on Badspots "Impatient Idiots" list so your Blockland can't update to v9 and if you download it, it auto deletes.

I wish people would just live with v8 and if v9 releases, then okay then.

[Doorman]

Granted, but Badspot gets bored of Blockland and quits on it.

I wish Roblox cigarettes would stop spamming this forum.

[MegaScience]

Granted, but I've never seen any, so nothing seems to happen.

I wish Doorman made a new Doorman avatar.