Wish Granted, but...

[Rellow]

Granted, but the person you have the trust with tears down all your builds.

I wish for a better computer.

[Ad Bot]

[Doorman]

Granted, but i steal it.

I wish people wouldn't be so aggresive.

[Spenny]

Granted but fuck you.

I wish I could fly.

[Doorman]

Granted, but you get hit by a plane.

I wish he didn't get hit by a plane.

[Rellow]

Granted, but the resulting paradox destroys reality.

I wish they would release a beta of the Mother 3 fan translation.

[jirue]

Granted, but you die 3 minutes after so you can't enjoy it

I wish that portal 2 would come out within the next week

[Rellow]

Granted, but it turns out to be the same game but with different locations and more levels. Plus, there's no jokes about cake and the companion cube isn't mentioned once.

I wish I was better at online fps games.

[{Scorpion}]

Granted, but you only get one game.

I wish the scroll wheel on my new mouse wasn't oversensitive in Blockland.

[MegaScience]

Granted, but then for find the sensitivity setting on the options menu.

I wish people remembered I made this topics and my orginal account is perma banned.

[laremere]

Everyone who has/tries to get full trust ends up with built trust.

I wish I could have a actually nice computer. (Mom got a dell...)

[MegaScience]

Granted but it's outdated 10 seconds later.

I wish laremere wasn't mean to my wish

[Ladios]

Granted, but you blow up.

[laremere]

Granted, but I'm mean to this one >:D

I wish the post above me had a wish in it...

[rawrman]

Granted, but Ladios won't modify his post

I wish Kellan would take my sig off his Avatar thing, Seriously, Kellan is making Zero gay now :(

[MegaScience]

Granted, but you are given women's Viagra during a school health exam.

I wish I knew what'd result in the situation above...