Author Topic: Wish Granted, but...  (Read 629891 times)

I did that to annoy you  :cookieMonster: noeees I failed (i tink)
Theres two to the three supporting facts I need for my essay about how your a noob

Also, stop with the small text

I wish people didn't spam this topic, as I made it.

Offtopic: WhoDa?, give me the original image your got your avatar from, as I am bored.

Granted, but everyone leaves

I wish I was a character in the webcomic "Twokinds".... Website: http://2kinds.com/


granted, but some monkey prints a pic of you and draws a pooface on you



I wish i had 20 wishes


granted but it ends up being 20i wishes.
I wish I had something to do.

granted!  but you get bored right after


i wish i had a army of zombies

Granted, but they all form into a pyramid and implode.

I wish the cake wasn't a lie.

Granted, but when you eat the real cake it doesn't feel very filling as if the wish wasn't granted.

I wish Badspot would release V9

Granted, but it doesn't show up on the main page.

I wish I would win lotto.

Granted, but the money is stolen.
I wish that i could do a backflip off of the porch onto the lawn. :D

Granted, but you break your neck when you land.

I wish that I could have a 'Pocket Wisher'.  Anytime I want something, I just ask.

Granted, but instead it's a 'Butt Wisher', it farts when you make a wish.

I wish I had Windows 7.0

Granted, but then you get a virus...

I wish i had all the money in the world.......

Granted, but i steal it all, so you have even less then you did to start, and as all the money is gone the world turns into a murderous waste land and the human raise is killed..

Can't wish for something, dead.