Wish Granted, but...

[CapTMeaT]

Granted but the stuff implodes when you touch it

I wish for nothing.

[Ad Bot]

[siccid]

Granted but nothing happens.

I wish for 1 million dollars.

[General Nick]

Granted, but it's counterfeited, and you are arrested.

I wish that I didn't wish for not wishing the said wish.

[Dante]

Granted but you devided by zero and died.

I wish that I owned TF2

[Sgt.W]

Granted, but a bus kills you.

     I wish for.....high speed 556 that enters the human body turns sideways then rips through several inches of flesh then the bullet shatters.

[Ladios]

Granted, but you explode.

[Ring Wraith]

What.

I wish blockland would shoot nuclear bombs at runescape.

[CapTMeaT]

Wish granted but the nuclear bombs "accidentally" hit ROBLOX instead.

I wish school was over D:

[Dante]

But the strike took you away 2 months so they canceled the summer.

I wish the next person didnt have the ability to grant my wish

[Ring Wraith]

Too bad.

I wish the "Post real life pictures of yourself" topic would die and get locked.

[stevey1000]

Granted, but someone starts another one, and it becomes 2x the size of the old one.

I wish for a non-lie cake.

[Squarehead]

Wish granted, but it became a lie again.

I wish for the next person to spin around in circles until they puke.

[|Shadow]

Granted but you puke instead.

I wish I had a Xbox 360

[stevey1000]

Granted, but your voice becomes a phallic object.

I wish that your voice would turn into a phallic object.

[DrMobius]

Granted but no one understands what you just said.

I wish no one would post after me.