Wish Granted, but...

[General Nick]

Granted, but spies backstab you before you can kill somebody.

I wish there were no crits at all in TF2.

Granted, but all the pros turn into British dudes.

I wish that I made the 1337th post in this topic. <This is post 1333>

Granted, but you get perma banned

I wish I had a xbox 360

Granted, but it gets a RRoD.

I wish for someone to post again so I can get post 1337.

[Ad Bot]

[Hollywood]

granted, but you've already posted so you fail.
i wish i had some water.

[Space Guy]

Granted; 16 million litres of it arriving through the letterbox now. _{(you drown and die, this may be slightly unfortunate)}

I wish this post didn't cause me to break Gen. Nick's wish of having the 1337th post in the topic.

[|Shadow]

Granted, but you implode.

I wish I had a can of Pepsi

[General Omega]

Granted but the next day Coke finally buys out Pepsi.

I wish I wasnt compaired some how to Space Guy.

[robotguy4]

Granted, but now everyone thinks you are Keal (WHO YOU ARE not!!!!)

I wish my head exploded...  Again...

[Lt Chub Chub]

This is the game where you say you wish for something then in the next post, someone says "granted, but *something wrong happens*"

Example:
Person: I wish for World Peace.
Other Person: Granted, but then one of the leftover nukes goes off, setting off other nukes nearby, and blows up half the earth, including you.

I'll start:

I wish I had Lego Star Wars 3.

This game reminds me of "corupt a wish" on the DF forums......

[MegaScience]

Wow, I made this topic before my original was banned, and it's still active...I'm so proud :D

[Jakewood]

Granted, but now everyone thinks you are Keal (WHO YOU ARE not!!!!)

I wish my head exploded...  Again...

Wish granted but you grow a new one with another set of eyes on the back.

I wish the Jonas Brothers, Hannah Montana, and the High School Musical actors would blow up.

[Bio Spark]

Wish Granted, but... you got chased by angry fans because they know you did it.

I wish that there would be a Map that you can see barely anything

[MegaScience]

Granted, but it's full of nude old ladies

I wish I had a hot gf

[NoZoner]

Granted, but with a yeast infection.

I wish wishing was gone.

[MegaScience]

You get bitchslapped by me because I made this topic

Btw, I was hoping for a "Granted, but she's literally hot and your snake gets burnt off"

I wish I was an inch taller because I've been estimated at 5'11-6'1 and "You can't be too careful" a wise one once said o.o

[fireball]

Granted, but then the easter bunny chops off your legs

I wish that this wish wouldn't end in an explosion, implosion, or nothing

[robotguy4]

Granted, but my wish will end with one...  Oh, and your head asplode (what?  You said nothing about asplosions!)

I wish my head exploded.