Author Topic: Wish Granted, but...  (Read 523403 times)

Granted, but you never made your wish, so you didn't get it.

I wish pluto was a planet.

wish granted but its moon knocks it into Urstar fish.

I wish the Urstar fish joke was funnier.

wish granted but its moon knocks it into Urstar fish.

I wish the Urstar fish joke was funnier.
The planet is renamed Ursnake.

I wish for <Missing string entry:"wish2415325">.

wish granted... but <missing string entry: "wish 2415325" ERROR SYNTAX ERROR> *computer then blows up*



I wish for a million dollars...

Granted. NOT

I wish for Bri2.0 to not have 1 million dollars.

Granted. NOT

I wish for Bri2.0 to not have 1 million dollars.
Granted, but it's a double negative. :D

I wish Metalhed's wish wasn't a double negative.

granted but then it becomes a triple

i wish i wish i was a fish   ><>___><>____><>___><>_____><>

Granted, but you're nowhere near water and die.

Granted, but you didn't wish anything.

I wish I had more RAM.

Wish Granted, but i stole your computer
i wish i didn't go to jail for that

Granted, but you get killed.

I wish I had everything unlocked in Burnout Paradise.

Granted, but the disc shatters when you try to play it.

I wish I was good at TF2.

Granted, but spies backstab you before you can kill somebody.

I wish there were no crits at all in TF2.

Granted, but spies backstab you before you can kill somebody.

I wish there were no crits at all in TF2.
Granted, but all the pros turn into British dudes.

I wish that I made the 1337th post in this topic. <This is post 1333>

Granted, but spies backstab you before you can kill somebody.

I wish there were no crits at all in TF2.
Granted, but all the pros turn into British dudes.

I wish that I made the 1337th post in this topic. <This is post 1333>
Granted, but you get perma banned

I wish I had a xbox 360