Author Topic: Wish Granted, but... (Read 632861 times)

Garuda · November 16, 2008, 06:50:42 PM

EDIT: added this to lower confusion

Quote from: kirbyblock on November 16, 2008, 06:39:38 PM

granted but i steel them.

i wish that i had a keyblade

granted, but you must give me one as well.

I wish that the X-Box's price dropped sooner than it did...

Warning - while you were typing a new reply has been posted. You may wish to kill yourself.
AHHHH!!!

to meat loaf: granted, but then you run out as soon as you use it.

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Stealthy Meatloaf · November 16, 2008, 06:57:33 PM

true but then you figre out they put

in the xbox.

i wish that corbin bleu wasnt gay/lesbianic(cuz i dont no if hes a girl or not)

General Nick · November 16, 2008, 06:58:07 PM

Granted, but no one knows his gender still.

I wish people could spell correctly and have a normal functioning brain.

Stealthy Meatloaf · November 16, 2008, 07:02:55 PM

gRANTED, BUT THEN EVERYONE FORGETS WhaTs UPPereCasdfw Ande whytz Nut.

I wish I got Bill Parcell's signiture on something important, and not on a napkin.

Garuda · November 16, 2008, 07:05:04 PM

who the hell is Bill Parcell?

I wish Leroi Moore didn't die

Stealthy Meatloaf · November 16, 2008, 07:09:59 PM

Bill parcell was the Cowboys HeadCoach. I will not grant your wish.

I wish my brother was more of a noob at CoD: WW.

IcyGamma · November 16, 2008, 07:31:51 PM

Wish granted, but the noobiness spreads until everyone is a noob and the whole game gets ruined for life.

I wish I had 50,000 in cash.

Stealthy Meatloaf · November 16, 2008, 08:38:10 PM

Granted, but the Joker burns your half.

I wish i had a life.

Watcher In The Myst · November 16, 2008, 08:53:41 PM

Granted, but then a magical time paradox makes it where no one is allowed to have a life so you don't get a life.

I wish that I have bad side-effects.

DrMobius · November 16, 2008, 08:55:22 PM

Granted but what you define as bad ends up as being raped, raped again, stabbed, and launch into space where you are sucked into the vacuum as your ship falls apart.

I wish for 5 dollars.

Nightmare-Duckie · November 16, 2008, 09:20:08 PM

granted, but you got $4.99 instead (damn McDonalds stole your penny!)

i wish i would ace my next big test

Wedge · November 16, 2008, 09:24:39 PM

You failed, but the no child left behind act passed you onto the next grade anyway.

I wish this wish I am wishing wouldn't be granted.

Irishbandit · November 16, 2008, 09:26:39 PM

You failed, because you had no wish.

I wish that people would stop spamming.

GallicVelite · November 16, 2008, 09:29:05 PM

Wish granted, but

I wish that people would stop wishing for things they can't have.

Riot · November 16, 2008, 09:31:44 PM

wish granted and all life went boring, and dull, and Grey.

I wish i was a wish