Wish Granted, but...

[Miga]

k, tell me what's wrong and I'll help out.

I wish that my Christmas tree was lit right now.

[Ad Bot]

[FF]

It's lit up and burns your whole house down.


I wish I

[CHEESE]

I wish I

What?
I wish I didn't get sliced by a bear last month...

[Sixtyfootmidget]

granted, but you got sliced by a lion


i wish poopedeepoopaduum

[Hiiro3293]

granted but your poopedeepoopaduum eats your mom and she gets revived and eat you now u only have 1 leg and an arm left

i wish... for ummsomething funny to happen to me

[Dr.Block]

Granted, you die.

I wish mah soup was ready.

[TheLegomaster]

Granted, but it asplodes in a giant pillar of flame.

I wish for pie cake.

[EvilMuffinZ]

Wish granted but it is a lie.

I wish for christmas.

[tails]

k just wait 5 weeks or so

I wish for

[Mr. Toast]

You wish for nothing, to bad

I Wish that toast rules the world one day.

[Watcher In The Myst]

Wish granted but then eggs rule the world.


                  I wish that I would get admin on Alf's Freebuild.

[Invalid]

Granted, but then everyone in the world hates you and you have to go live in Alaska, where you are forced to sleep with Sarah Palin.

I wish that I could figure out what the red stuff under my nail is.

[lu1g1]

granted but your nail explodes

i wish i had a nuke

[Watcher In The Myst]

Granted but it explodes

         I wish I have bad side effects.

[Sirrus]

Granted but you grow a pillar of hatred from your chest.

I wish nothing bad happens to me.