Author Topic: Wish Granted, but... (Read 632600 times)

Aenima · June 09, 2009, 07:01:39 AM

Granted, but your brain exploded from all the intelligence you learned.
I wish I had fritos atm.

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lordician · June 09, 2009, 07:03:48 AM

Quote from: Pliny the Younger on June 09, 2009, 06:58:35 AM

Granted, but you chop off your own head.

I knew it...
Anyway,
Granted but the bag catches fire and the fritos burn a second later after you got them..
I wish for a calculator!

OneWithFire · June 09, 2009, 10:51:12 AM

Granted, but the calculator has a mind of its own and doesnt compute what you want... So you end up throwing it away...

I wish that i had some twinkies.

Aenima · June 09, 2009, 10:52:37 AM

Granted, But

ate them.

I wish i had shii in a box.

Lord Elavier · June 09, 2009, 12:45:53 PM

granted but the box burns up

I wish I had a wish which was a wish for wishing for a new wish which nothing could go wrong, which was a wish for a wishing weasel

sir dooble · June 09, 2009, 12:48:02 PM

Granted, but the univers implodes for you trying to be clever

Luckily, a new universe was just made :D

Now, i wish for a brand new super-computer laptop.

Aenima · June 09, 2009, 01:00:10 PM

Granted it but it got trojan'd ftw.

I wish gabe newell would hurry up and announce HL2:EP3

Dr. Freeman · June 09, 2009, 01:02:01 PM

Granted, but he got raped by a Combine

I wish I was Gordon Freeman

sir dooble · June 09, 2009, 01:05:57 PM

Granted, but it was a typo, you are really, Dr. Freeman :P

I wish i had anti-virus protection for ma computer.

Telly · June 10, 2009, 12:00:49 PM

Wish granted, but your computer explodes and kills you.
"It will explod!" - Henry Freeman

I wish I hadn't wished my last wish. :P
http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=9414.3705

Knil · June 10, 2009, 01:04:06 PM

Granted but then this wish wouldn't happen cause you didn't wish the first wish, therefore the space time continuum is disrupted, and we now all live in a state of chaos.

Edit: opps forgot a wish, I wish my back would stop hurting.

Pretzal · June 11, 2009, 01:27:56 AM

granted but then the next day you have to much gay but love and it starts to ache again

I wish _____ and ______
fill that out for me

Telly · June 11, 2009, 03:35:23 PM

Granted: "I wish for death and for gay people to rape my dead body." - Pretzal

I wish for virus protection for my Windows, which has 38 viruses. :P

A.R.C. · June 11, 2009, 05:17:33 PM

Granted; but the software comes with 39 viruses.

I wish I could host my server again.

Sniper4hire · June 11, 2009, 05:38:09 PM

Granted, But then Badspot bans you from blockland

I wish to have a Tank