Wish Granted, but...

[henderson155]

It doesn't go back to normal but it gets run over.

I wish I had my pokemon yellow again

granted but nintendo takes it back beacause they needed to UPGRADE it
i wish i had OVER 9000 

[Ad Bot]

[Sarky56]

Wish granted, but they all CRUSH YOU FOR ETERNITY.

I wish I had a new fa- The hell with wishing for a new face! I can buy one!
I wish I had a nothing.

[henderson155]

granted but the nothing turns into a baby that'll annoy you for 18 years
i wish i had something without gettiing blown up

[Xia The Ninja]

Granted. You got a dinosaur then it bit your head off.

[Sarky56]

Granted. You got a dinosaur then it bit your head off.

No wish, skipping.
You get a bomb. OSHI-

I wish someone would pull a blue starman and kill themselves outta sulchavility.

[Nepthan]

Granted, but I don't know what sulchavility is.

I wish for a wish's wish.

[Sarky56]

sulchavility is like boredom.

Granted, but the wish wished for Self Delete, so you kill yourself.

I wish I had an 

[ChexGuy331]

Nice job idiot, no wish.

Granted, but I don't know what sulchavility is.

I wish for a wish's wish.

The wish wished you were well-known. Now the world can't work.

I wish for a pie.

[Hired gun]

granted.

[Skyra]

You forgot to wish for something.
 
I wish aliens exsited.

[oromis]

Wish granted but they ate your brain.

I wish Charlie was real

[lego dude]

which charlie?

[ChexGuy331]

Granted, but the amount of fictional charlies overloads the wishing machine and creates a wishy-washy unseen stranger with female agents that always says "Good Grief!"

I wish that religion had sense in it.

[Sarky56]

Wish granted, but all the sense was taken from you. Lol.

I wish I could FIRE MAH LAZAH :U

[xC3110x]

Wish granted, but you swallow it.

I wish I had a time machine.