Wish Granted, but...

[A.R.C.]

Granted, but then aliens come down and harvest our organs.

I wish for my organs not to be harvested.

[Ad Bot]

[Sarky56]

Granted, but instead your limbs are.

I wish for SOMETHING BAD.

[SkyMaster]

wait? dang it!

I wish for Pan-Asian Cuisene!

[Regulith]

Granted, but there's an error because "Cuisene" is not a word. YOU GET NOTHING.

I wish everyone could just get along.

[SkyMaster]

Wish granted, but there are Roblox spammers

I wish i knew how to spell cuisene

[Regulith]

Granted, but you forget how to spell everything else.

I wish my sleep schedule was back to normal.

[A.R.C.]

Granted, but you now lose your eyelids.


I wish I had Regulith's eyelids in a jar.

[lordician]

granted, only the rest of him is sapping your sentry.. O_o
I wish this book returned himself to the liberary, because i'm too lazy to do it :P

[Regulith]

Granted, but people chase the living book out of town, thinking it's some sort of demon.

I wish I could use my drawing skills for good instead of evil.

[*Magick* Mage]

Granted, but a group of thieves steal your paintings and duct tape!

I wish I had a self-cleaning taco.

[TheChaosCarrier]

Granted, but I eat it.

I wish I had a nice cookie recipe.

[lordician]

granted, but you got banned out of life because you spam cookies...
I wish i knew a wish...

[BobSevenSevens]

Granted, but you forget it.

I wish for a 12-guage shotgun, 500 shells, and a zombie tied to a lightpole to kill with the shotgun.

[JJA0]

Granted but after you shoot the zombie it falls on you and you get stuck and other zombies come and eat you.

I wish people would stop trying to evade the side effects of wishes.

[lordician]

Granted, then everyone is mad on you and they try to kill you, and because you can't evade side effects you get killed.....
Wew...That was a long sentence... Now i wish for lemonade, with some ice please! :D