Wish Granted, but...

[willhideho]

Granted, except you ordered it at a mexican resturant and they gave you a burrito.

I wish for someone to write a 5 letter response.

[Ad Bot]

[Dippindots]

Granted, this is five letters.

I wish I was good at Tf2

[JJA0]

Granted but your game breaks and you cant play it anymore.

I wish Gmod would work on my stupid vista laptop

[BobSevenSevens]

Granted, but your hard drive gets deleted from a virus

I wish for.... a pet hobo

[willhideho]

Granted, but Human Rights Activists take him away from you.

I wish for a person to not contradict him/herself

[Plateau]

Granted, but Human Rights Activists take him away from you.

I wish for a person to not contradict him/herself

granted but you die of cancer

i wish for GSF ghost to make more maps

[Azimuth]

granted but they suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

i wish for a cat

[willhideho]

Granted, but Natural Selection made you cat into a dog.

I wish for incorrect spelling of a fake 12 letter word.

[pen]

wish granted but the word then makes it to the dictionary
i wish i could find my last post on this thread

[Sarky56]

Granted, but its died of hunger.

I wish for a sandvich again.

[Regulith]

Granted but it only has [insert least favorite sandvich material here] in it.

I wish my sleep schedule would be instantly back to normal.

[Antallion]

Granted, but then YOUR HOLIDAYS END AND SCHOOL TIMES BECOME REVERSED; so you are always tired during school.
I wish it wasnt so cold down here :(

[IceBlue]

Wish granted but the cold will move north causing the northern hemisphere to fall into a nuclear winter.

I wish I had attendances to thing too.

[Antallion]

Granted, but I have no idea what you mean, and an instagib laser hits you, causing your limbs to seperate from your body.

I wish I was cool.

[IceBlue]

Granted, partially. Everyone around you becomes hideous leaving you half-decent looking. You still remain uncool.

I wish my friend returned my USB.