Author Topic: Wish Granted, but... (Read 644268 times)

Beekay · August 31, 2009, 08:06:55 AM

Granted, but they are terrible.

I wish people had the common sense and biblical knowledge to understand that sodomy is a choice.

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BobSevenSevens · August 31, 2009, 08:48:32 AM

Wish granted, but then the church collaspes on you.

I wish for an internet connection that has 150 Megabytes per second

Beekay · August 31, 2009, 08:50:30 AM

Wish granted, but then you are banned from every community you've ever even thought about joining and hang yourself in dissapointment.

I wish I could aim the ambassador.

Hectic · August 31, 2009, 10:13:23 AM

Granted, but he doesn't Aim back D :

I wish for the next person to rhyme!

Beekay · August 31, 2009, 10:21:43 AM

Wish granted, but this sentence ends in orange.

I wish using more than three emotes in your message got you auto-banned.

Unwritten Calender · August 31, 2009, 10:24:01 AM

Wish granted, but then that rule was taken out.

I wish I wish I was a fish!

Beekay · August 31, 2009, 10:25:30 AM

Wish granted. You are now a fish. I think that is a stuffty enough existence without over doing it.
I wish I had a nice plate of salmon in front of me.

Colten · August 31, 2009, 10:26:23 AM

Wish granted. But it winds up being Unwritten Calender. He tastes bad :(
I wish Ubuntu would mount ISOs goddamn :(

BobSevenSevens · August 31, 2009, 10:56:09 AM

Granted, but then you become trainman1

I wish trainman1, max4344, LewnaJa, and woodland creature were all dead.

Joeboy · August 31, 2009, 10:57:51 AM

granted, but then everybody starts hating YOU D:

i wish i had some doritos

Beekay · August 31, 2009, 10:59:25 AM

Granted, but one of your doritos is black and, after quickly scarfing it down, causes you to vomit.
I wish I had not eaten that black dorito that time long ago.

BobSevenSevens · August 31, 2009, 11:01:53 AM

Wish granted, but then you stop using that edit of ephi's avatar

I wish for some root beer

Joeboy · August 31, 2009, 11:03:49 AM

granted, but you fall into a time portal and go back to the time when you ate that dorito and accidentally end up eating 2 black doritos D:

i wish for a cracker...with cheese...

edit: Warning - while you were typing a new reply has been posted. You may wish to review your post. well forget you i'm posting for beekay's anyway >:(

BobSevenSevens · August 31, 2009, 11:05:36 AM

Wish granted, but the cheese is moldy

I wish to be able to script and model better than anyone in the world in any scripting language.

Colten · August 31, 2009, 11:10:48 AM

Quote from: BobSevenSevens on August 31, 2009, 10:56:09 AM

Granted, but then you become trainman1

I wish trainman1, max4344, LewnaJa, and woodland creature were all dead.

The "But" is suppposed to be in relation to their wish :/

Ontopic:
Wish Granted, but scripting and modelling is no longer needed now that we all use our imaginations to create our own videogames