Wish Granted, but...

[Miga]

Granted, but Dad dies when the Enclave try to take over Project Purity. [/spoileralertfallout3]

I wish I could find my Eee PC charger.

[Ad Bot]

[lolzorz mcgee]

Granted, but a rat was chewing on it.

I wish for someone to bring light into my lair.  Y'know, so they have a reason to die.

[Lord Elavier]

Granted but the light is the size of an adam and produces .01 percent light of a candle

I wish you the person below me would only post Granted but nothing happens to the wish that is I wish I could do magic...actual magic.

[lolzorz mcgee]

Granted, but you spelled it wrong.

I wish for the next person to make a wish.

[BobSevenSevens]

Wish granted, but then I have two wishes and negate your wish with my first wish.

For my second wish, I wish to not have to go to school :C

[Nystical]

Granted, You become a dumbass

I wish.

[Unwritten Calender]

Wish granted, but you can't .
I wish I could fly without any flaws.

[SenkoBurrito]

Wish granted, Now the Airforce will chase you.

I wish I was person.

[Dodger]

Granted, but your ugly person

I wish i could kick George W. Bush's balls

[Sabbin]

Granted but you trip afterwards and face plant directly into them.

[Regulith]

Granted, but

I wish I had a better internet connection.

[Sabbin]

Granted but it's too fast. (I have no idea why that's bad)

I wish that I wished for a cookie.

[lolzorz mcgee]

Granted, but it's oatmeal.

I wish for fat chicks! :D owait, already did that my old Battle.net account was re-opened.

[Sabbin]

Granted.

I wish.

[lolzorz mcgee]

Granted.

I wish.

Yours doesn't count.