Wish Granted, but...

[lolzorz mcgee]

Granted, but it shoots exploding valves, not rockets.

I wish that anyone who wears a "no fat chicks" t-shirt, or owns one, became really attractive to fat chicks. (owned.  )

[Ad Bot]

[BobSevenSevens]

Wish granted, but they are attracted to you (owned... )

I wish for my wrist to stop hurting

[Atomshock]

Granted. (wrist explodes and drugged to feel no pain)
I wish for a Xbox 360 plox.

[star9578]

Granted, But it explodes the first time you play it.
I wish that anyone saying "n00b" to anyone would have a sharp pain in the stomach for a second

[BobSevenSevens]

Granted, now you have sharp pain in your stomach for the rest of your life.

I wish for  to eat trainman1

[Dusty12]

Granted, but he haunts you forever.

I wish my cat came back from the dead in a non-zombie way :c

[lolzorz mcgee]

Granted, but now it's a tripod.

I wish we had some more pepsi. :<

offtopic:

Wish granted, but they are attracted to you (owned... )

How'd I know you were going to do that? thank you.

[star9578]

Granted but everytime you open one it spews in your face.

I wish I could play Blockland right now -_-

[Dusty12]

Granted, but you can only join a server with a 100k brick count, all 1x1 bricks.
I wish I had a pie.

[star9578]

Granted but you don't get it.
I wish I had an epic laptop that was all mine

[Deep2]

Granted , but you drop it and break it.
I wish I had a cookie.

[Resonance_Cascade]

Granted, but it's laced with cyanide.

I wish Mr Resetti didn't yell at me when I turned off Animal Crossing without saving

[star9578]

Granted but now he whispers in your ear very angrily when you do it

I wish that everytime I turn off without saving on any game it autosaves before it turns off

[lolzorz mcgee]

Granted, but it costs you half your money if you do.

I wish that MAH BOI was boooring.

[lordician]

Granted, but you now watch [insert random othr meme here] every single minute, because you think it's awesome.
I wish i got a DSi randomly.