Author Topic: Wish Granted, but...  (Read 620114 times)

Granted, but then you die.

I wish for another sandwich.

You get it, But it is secretly Filled with Mercury
I wish That I could Punch My teacher in the face right now

Granted, but he happens to carry a gun.
Now you have a hole in your head.


I wish for a new head for Atom.

Granted but it turns out to be filled with deadly Argon gas. D:

I wish this topic was stickied.

Wish granted but it didn't and this topic got bumped.

I wish I had a fish that can grant a wish.

wish granted, over 9000 gold bars per wish.

i wish i had maor cookies :3

Granted, but the cookie monster comes and rapes you to get his cookies back.
I wish that for nothing.

Granted, but the cookie monster comes and rapes you to get his cookies back.
I wish that for nothing.
granted but your there
i wish i could get my mini bike faster

Granted, but the it goes too fast and you crash into a wall and die.

I wish that anyone can model GOOD weapons and script PROFESSIONALLY.

Wish granted, but then everyone gets bored and stops making new add-ons.

I wish to know the end of pi.

Instead, you learn how to divide by 0 and create a time warp.

I wish for nothing.

wish granted, but it kills you
I wish for 77 asian whores on the top of my birthday cake

Granted, but there man whores.

I wish for a program that wouldnt rape every picture I make when I save it.

Wish granted, but it rapes you everytime

I wish my Head had a HCZ on it

Wish granted, but I don't know what HCZ stands for so you get big red letters on your forehead.

I wish the next person wishes for a hot dog.