Wish Granted, but...

[JD]

Granted, but it's strikethrough'd.

I wish for noodles.

Wish granted but they're not cooked.

I wish that people started listening to my songs :C

[Ad Bot]

[coopercrue]

Wish granted, but earrape.

I wish for a big bottle of chocolate milk.

[TheChaosCarrier]

Wish granted, but earrape.

I wish for a big bottle of chocolate milk.

Not Granted. Go loving die.

I wish EA made better games. :(

[Doomonkey]

Wish granted, but they cost $300 each.

I wish for 3 ears.

[coopercrue]

Not Granted. Go loving die.

I wish EA made better games. :(

Go eat stuff starfish. Wish granted, but it replaced your mouth

I wish for more rockstar games that don't cost more than 40$

[Doomonkey]

Wish granted, but the game is about a rock shaped like a star.

I wish I could not have fingers.

[TheChaosCarrier]

Go eat stuff starfish. Wish granted, but it replaced your mouth

I wish for more rockstar games that don't cost more than 40$

Get out Troll.

[coopercrue]

Get out Troll.

Wish granted, but came back
I wish TheChaosCarrier died by having his richard sliced off with a meat cleaver

[Tremrist]

Granted, but he came back and his richard was 10x larger!

I wish i won a vacation to Europe!

[Cdog1st]

Wish granetd but then get off your plane and get raped hundred times and get idicted to drugs

I wish I was a Microphone!

[Doomonkey]

Granted, but you're the microphone of a gay person and are now lodged up his rectum.

I wish I died.

[Wynd_Fox]

Wish granted but you're reincarnated as a weasel.

I wish everyone was nice to Deoxy99 and I, and we both survived.

[Makanix]

Wish granted but you're reincarnated as a weasel.

I wish everyone was nice to Deoxy99 and I, and we both survived.

wish granted... But it only lasts 3 seconds...

I wish I had a cupcake.

[Doomonkey]

Granted, but the birthday candle in the cupcake is really a stick of dynamite.

I wish I was ID 2.

[Wynd_Fox]

Wish granted, but then you get hit by a truck.

I wish everyone was nice to Deoxy99 and I forever, and we both survived.