Author Topic: Wish Granted, but...  (Read 623130 times)

wish granted but the sand witch is YOU!
You didn't make a wish.

I wish that Gordon Freeman would beat Link in the best video game hero of all time contest.

Granted, but then those bubble bobble dragon things beat Gordon.
I wish that i did not wish this wish that I'm wishing right now.

Granted, but another part of your family comes and types a wish.




I wish i could Strech my arms as far as 10 ft.

Granted, but a new unit was created called ft and it's the equivalent of 1 millimeter.

I wish for a nickel.

Granted. but its a canadian nickel. I wish for a pizza

Granted. but its a canadian nickel. I wish for a pizza
Wish granted, but it's rotten. I wish for a new computer.

Wish granted, but you're still stupid.

   I wish this thread would just die already.

 

Wish granted but we make a new one.

I wish people were nicer to Deoxy99.

Granted, but you die.

I wish for a sandwich.

Wish granted, but it's moldy.

I wish people were nicer to Deoxy99, and we both lived.

Wish granted, but it's moldy.

I wish people were nicer to Deoxy99, and we both lived.
Wish granted but I still hate Deoxy99, because I'm too much of an starfish to count.

I wish the Drama section would go away.

Wish granted, but everyone suddenly turns into peace-loving hippies.

I wish everyone was nicer to Deoxy99, and we both lived.

Wish granted, but everyone suddenly turns into peace-loving hippies.

I wish everyone was nicer to Deoxy99, and we both lived.
Wish granted but everyone starts hating you instead.

I wish there were no 0 bombers on NewGrounds.

Wish granted, but now there are people in disguise as 0 bombers.

I wish for someone to quote my post.

Granted, but it's strikethrough'd.

Wish granted, but now there are people in disguise as 0 bombers.

I wish for someone to quote my post.


I wish for noodles.