Wish Granted, but...

[TheJedden12]

Granted, but you die because you get fat

I wish that people would stop bumping

[Ad Bot]

[Narkro555]

But it's bumped again.

I wish Ronybok would get banned

granted but you are 60 instead  :P
i wish for        and a 

You get a banhammer in the face.

[Jak595]

I wish Ronybok would get banned

granted but you get banned too.
i wish for a PINGAS

[TheJedden12]

Then it falls off

I wish this post was Exterminated

[Jak595]

Then it falls off

I wish this post was Exterminated

granted but youre post burns with you.
i wish for a 

[TheJedden12]

Granted, but it eats all your cookies then you kill it

I wish for nothing but world peace

[TheJedden12]

Granted, but It does not come :c

I wish people would reply to topics more

[Jak595]

Granted, but It does not come :c

I wish people would reply to topics more

granted but youre own topic gets at the last page

[JakDaStripR]

I wish that COWS were the sentient species!  eetz 

[Jak595]

I wish that COWS were the sentient species!  eetz 

granted but  hates cows so he kills you

[Will Smith!]

Granted, but, oh wait

I wish the person above me had made a wish

[No dinner for king]

Granted, but then he forgets
I wish for something

[Will Smith!]

Granted, but then GLaDOS takes your wish for science

I wish the person above me's side effect made sense

[Bagsterflop]

Granted, but then GLaDOS takes your wish for science

I wish the person above me's side effect made sense

Well... it does, but then you didn't read it properly.

I wish this wish didn't sound so cheap.

[Will Smith!]

Granted, but then Obama made it cheap again

I wish that everywhere I look I'm not stalked by this hooker