Wish Granted, but...

[Jak595]

Granted, but then Obama made it cheap again

I wish that everywhere I look I'm not stalked by this hooker 

granted but you get stalked by a  instead
i wish for a wish for a wish for a wish that makes a ps3

[Ad Bot]

[Will Smith!]

Granted, but then I notice that I know you would say that.

I wish I hadn't seen  have love with  and give birth to 

[Bagsterflop]

You didn't... Oh but you're going to! 


I wish that the cookie monster could fly.

[snugglebear212]

wish granted but he can't land and dies from a lack of cookies and falls on you, crushing your spine instantly.

i wish i was grown up.

[Deathwishez]

Wish granted, but now you are 1337 years old.

I wish I was indestructable.

[No dinner for king]

Wish granted but you turn into superman, get touched by kryptonite and lose all your powers and invincebility,shrink and then get run over by an ant

I wish for a wish

[Deathwishez]

Granted, but your wish is for a one way ticket to hell.

I wish I had no brain.

[Vulgus]

Wish granted but you just fell on the floor motionless.

I wish I had infinite wishes

[Deathwishez]

Wish granted, but your ex-girlfriend has control over your wishes.

I wish I couldn't fly.

[Dnitro]

Wish granted, but then you sprout wings

I wish to be a Survivor in a Left 4 Dead like Zombie Apocolypse

[Qwepir]

Granted, but you get turned into a zombie because you aren't immune.

[snugglebear212]

Granted, but you get turned into a zombie because you aren't immune.

wish granted but your doing it wrong

i wish for a animal haters pizza

[Will Smith!]

Granted, but it has pepperoni on it, which you hate

I wish Mario would steal Luigi's bitch

[snugglebear212]

Granted, but it has pepperoni on it, which you hate

I wish Mario would steal Luigi's bitch

i love peperoni

[Will Smith!]

i love peperoni

fine it was Iban snake