Wish Granted, but...

[Kyle Brickalo]

Granted, but transmission garbled and you are sent an egg-salad sandwich instead.

I wish I wasn't required to wish for something.

[Ad Bot]

[Welknair]

Wish granted, but you chose to anyways.

I wish that the panda emoticon become illegal.

[MackTheHunter]

Wish granted, but that means I'm an outlaw.

I wish that the next user grants me two wishes.

[naturemon]

Wish granted but I forget who wanted the wishes and give them to someone else with your name.

I wish I was invincible.

[Welknair]

Granted, but everyone you know dies.

I wish that the below poster would use no vowels in their post.

[A million souls]

Granted but TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME WARPPP!

I wish i had 12830236409327509623948563498 25609326596324958462398569382 465982345 dollars and inf more money.

[Cybertails1998]

You get robbed badly.

I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for... (and so on)

[soldier]

Granted but then it magically unlocks itself.

my wish was never granted!

[Gojira]

You get robbed badly.

I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for... (and so on)

404 rrr.
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[Psp The Blocklander]

You get robbed badly.

I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for... (and so on)

Wish Granted, But your teacher comes and Eats you for your grammar.


I wish that ALL OF MY WISHES CAN BE TRUE WITHOUT ANY Mistakes!

[Welknair]

Wish granted, but you get banned from this topic.

NinjaEdit: I wish I had remembered to wish for something in my original post.

[--LegoPepper--]

Granted, but your wish for something ended up as accidental memory loss.

I wish that I knew what the Mac's version of the BSOD is.

[Welknair]

Wish granted, but you find out it doesn't exist.

I wish the cookie monster ate Godzilla.

[Gojira]

Granted but Godzilla ate you before you wished.

I wish I was an administrator.

[JamestheLeet]

Wish granted but, Badspot bans you.


I wish I could fly.