Wish Granted, but...

[JamestheLeet]

Granted, but, they come back as fluffy zombies.


I wish for pancakes.

[Ad Bot]

[Dr Squirtle PhD]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7PMHbi430Q
Granted, but you get corn instead...
i wish for something to happen.

[JamestheLeet]

Granted, but, nothing happens.


I wish for more wish ideas.

[Telly]

Wish granted, but your brain dies.

I wish I had an Ood that didn't want to kill me


Off Topic:

Granted, but, I know Chuck Norris's number.
I wish for all furries to rot in furry hell.

Be more specific.  What kind of furries do you mean?  There's more than just one kind of furry.  Some of them are pretty cool (but some of them are pretty creepy/disgusting too).

[JamestheLeet]

Granted, but, it goes mad.

I wish for waffles.

[Telly]

Granted but you stop liking waffles.

I wish I knew if Koh the Face Stealer was going to appear in "The Last Airbender".

[Kike]

Granted, but yer head explodes from <insert reason here>.

I wish I had cake.

[JamestheLeet]

Granted, but, it has a bomb in it and it explodes.


I wish the below user(s) would use no vowels in their posts.

[AlienBlu]

Wish granted, but you wouldn't be able to read what they are saying.

I wish I had Enemy Territory Quake Wars.

[JamestheLeet]

Granted, but, your brother/sister gets the disk and breaks it.

I wish the below user(s) would use no consonants in their post.

[colonial killer]

ae but they forget wich is vowels & consenents

i wish for a bole of cereal

[thomas64]

ae but they forget wich is vowels & consenents

i wish for a bole of cereal

Wish granted, but you get a spare. (C wut i did thar?)

I wish for wishes by the millions!

[IkeTheGeneric]

Wish granted. Your butt kills you.


I wish.

I could wish for wishes

[Night Fox]

Granted, but your wishes' wishes wish for more wishes, and made a paradox.

I wish for flamers to be gone.

[ipodmemorizer55]

Granted but trolls are still here

I wish for a job