Wish Granted, but...

[--LegoPepper--]

Wish granted, but you grew wings and you crashed into the ground, breaking your wings.

I wish Satan was 1337.

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[JTBreslow]

Wish NOT GRANTED I broke this thread muahaha

[dakatah]

Wish granted, but when you made a wish the wish machine broke and wish the you wished not to be granted happend.

I wish i was uneffected by wishes and every other magical force
(ps im invunerable to death)

[thomas64]

Granted, but you die from the radiation.

I wish for awesome times tomorrow.

[--LegoPepper--]

Granted, but most times are bad.

I wish for more chairs.

[dakatah]

Wish granted, but all the chairs are broken

I wish to ride a shooting star

[ipodmemorizer55]

Granted but you die where it lands

I wish I could use a wish right now.   

[ewire]

granted but you can only wish 4 the number 5


i wish that i could make a wish with no side effects

[ipodmemorizer55]

Granted but it has a defect

I wish for an airplane.

[DJ Shadowclaw]

Granted, but it crashes. (You definitely saw that coming) You survive, but are now stranded in the sea in the middle of the Bermuda Triangle.

I wish for pie.

[Telly]

Wish granted, but it's filled with cyannide and you die. 

I wish my skin condition would be healed and my hands would stop stinging and bleeding all the time.

[JamestheLeet]

Wish Granted,but, you dip your hands in acid and they come out as nubs.

I wish the below user would use no vowels.

[Dr Squirtle PhD]

granted but, the five vowels gang up on you and rape you in your sleep.
i wish i could make a party happen at the snap of my pretty fingers.

[JamestheLeet]

Granted, but, the police come and tase everyone.

I wish the above user would get chased by a swarm of angry bees.

[Dr Squirtle PhD]

Granted, but, I know Chuck Norris's number.
I wish for all furries to rot in furry hell.