Wish Granted, but...

[TheScout]

Wish granted,But:I ate the muffin and your computer.
I wish that FireFight never existed.

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[TheScout]

Wish granted. His TDMs were kickass.

I wish I had another grilled cheese sandwich :c

Granted, but I eat it
I want a sammich

[TheChaosCarrier]

Granted, but I eat it

I

[Man 2]

Granted, but I eat it
I want a sammich

Granted.

I wish my Oblivion character could get addicted to Skooma.

[Specever]

Wish granted, but wish granted.

I wish I could wish.

[Max4344]

granted but you Die
I wish  i can do nothing

[TurnipBlog]

Wish granted, but you do something.

I.

[HelplessNobb88]

granted but you Die
I wish  i can do nothing

Wish granted, but after 9 days of doing nothing you get so starved you die a slow and painful death of starvation.

[skill4life]

Wish broken, because you're stupid and don't know how this works.

I wish for money.

[JAW959]

Granted, the money takes over your personality, you become a rich douchebag who sits in his house surrounded by a harem of virgins bored out of your mind, you realize you've done everything and everyone worth doing, you kill yourself.

I wish for world peace. 

[Specever]

Granted, but there's always one person who will forget it up because Eve ate a goddamn apple.

I wish 6 million of them.

[Kingdaro]

Granted, but there's always one person who will forget it up because Eve ate a goddamn apple.

I wish 6 million of them.

Granted, you got 6 million and 1.

I wish for the next wish to not be granted.

[Squall Leonheart2275]

wish granted but,it can never be granted.
i wish the cake wasn't a lie.

[--LegoPepper--]

Wish Granted, but seconds later the cake dissapeared when you found it.

I wish for remarks.

[LeetZero]

Wish granted, but someone missed the "re", now you are marked as "moron".

I wish for a LeetZero.