Wish Granted, but...

[Soren]

Wish granted, but someone missed the "re", now you are marked as "moron".

I wish for a LeetZero.

Granted, but someone throws a throwing knife in Modern Warfare 2 and then it pops out of the tv screen flying so high and hits the LeetZero in the head, Leetzero is dead.


I wish for a pineapple.

[Ad Bot]

[The Titanium]

Wish granted but...
You HAD a pineapple. You don't have it anymore.

I wish I could recover from being a neurotic perfectionist.
Nah...
I wish society wasn't so loving stuffty.

[steve5451]

Wish granted, now it's crappy.

I wish for more cookies! :D And I wish they won't have any negative side effects on who eats them! :D

[The Titanium]

Wish granted, but you can only have one wish.

I wish for certainty.

[steve5451]

Wish granted, but it's certainty for bad things that will happen.

i WISH CAPS LOCK WAS OFF.

[TehZeno]

Wish granted, but it turns back on.

I wish that nothing can go wrong in this topic

[Ayxrion]

Wish granted, but something already went wrong in this topic!

I wish i had a  for a pet

[frogger3140]

Wish granted, but  cussed you out and ate you.

I wish I had a better keyboard...

[Block Box]

You trade in your crappy one for a better keyboard. As soon as you assemble it it brakes!
I wish I was intelligent.

[HellHound]

Wish granted but you can only say one word and that's: starfish!



I wish I had a hand grenade!

[Ayxrion]

Wish granted, but the grenade exploded when you got it!

I wish for a Wish

[HikerBob]

Wish granted, but the grenade exploded when you got it!

I wish for a Wish

Wish granted, but I use up your wish.

I wish to have $99 more.

[Moonlight]

Wish granted, but I ate it.

I wish to have some diet pepsi.

[steve5451]

Wish granted, but it's hot, has no fizz, and it's 1 year past its expiration date.

I wish for a new mouse! :D

[Moonlight]

Wish granted, but its a real mouse with diarrhea problems.

I wish for a normal diet pepsi.