Author Topic: Wish Granted, but...  (Read 629858 times)

Wish granted but...
It rapes you.

I wish for a Wazer wifle!

Wish granted but it's a laser rifle.

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Wish granted, but...
Everyone gets mindforget'd and dies.

I wish for Grav's new pack.

Granted, but you shoot yourself.

I wish I had a pet squirrel.

Wish granted but it gives you SQUAIDS.
I wish that leetzero would stop wishing to be drama'd

Granted, but that is because he was banned.

I wish that ice in my cup would NEVER MELT.

Wish granted, but your cup is still empty.

I wish.

Granted, but you don't.

I wish "yay".

Granted, but someone in your family goes into depression and doesn't yay anymore.

I wish my Blockland would work again.

Granted, but then your computer inverts itself and implodes.

I wish I had more Hubba Bubba gum.

Not granted. Gum is disgusting.

I wish for a Wazer wifle!
I wish Biwwy didn't give his last Wazer Wifle to the Lone Wanderer so Mr. Jacksaunt could have it.

Wish granted, but the Wazer Wifle gets stolen by Badspot.

I wish for emoticons

You get it, but only from a scam site that sells out viruses and hi-jacks your credit card

I wish I could have Santa!

What an old topic.

Wish granted but then he called you a bad boy and you die in shame.

I wish offtopic is my favorite blog.

Wish granted, but then offtopic crashes forever and you kill yourself. (I took that as "I wish offtopic was my favorite blog." if it's something other than that, I'm confuzzleded.)

I wish that I had a supercomputer.