Wish Granted, but...

[Blue_Eagle]

You get 300lbs of Cream cheese an a bitchslap 2 da face.

I wish for a dime.

Granted ,but you find out it's stolen and your arrested for taking a dime.



I wish for a pony, with saddlebags full of bagels.

[Ad Bot]

[MrMcCakey]

Wish granted, but the bagels are actually bombs.
beep beep beepbeepbeepbeepbeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeee

I wish for a milkshake.

[Man 2]

Granted, but it brings all the boys to the yard and they're like, "It's better than yours."


I wish for a big bowl of clean, fully cooked, non-poisonous, unexpired, perfectly good-to-eat ramen noodles. With a fork.

[Mushroom man]

Wish granted, but they're authentic
AHHHHHHH!!!!!

I wish for a Starfleet Academy spork.

[MrMcCakey]

Wish granted but you stab yourself with it.
I wish for a fat pony.

[Butler]

Wish granted, but it dies of diabetes a day later.


I wish that no wishes existed




:3

[MrMcCakey]

Wish granted but Jesus undoes it.
I want some dat MARYJANE.

[Swagbot]

Wish granted but Jesus undoes it.
I want some dat MARYJANE.

Ummm wish granted but, maryjane dies.

I wish to be fat

[ShadowYoshi294]

You stay thin and die of obesity.
I wish for a better laptop.

[Communist]

You get a desktop

I wish for a fat burrito

[Lørd Tøny]

Nope.

I wish I was a pony.

[Extrude]

Nope.

I wish I was a pony.

you turn in to an emocigarette, oh wait...

i wish i was a candy corn

[ghost_man]

Granted but you get cavities

I wish i had bombs.

[steve5451]

Wish granted.
Bad stuff then proceeded to happen.

I wish for a cup of Dr. Pepper :D

[Serge64]

Wish granted.
But it has poison.

I wish i was a millionaire